Teen Bride Courtney Stodden flies the flag as she enjoys her first ever surfing lesson

With a love of alliteration so entertainingly employed on her Twitter account, Courtney Stodden must have salivated over a sensual session of surfing by the sea.

Sadly, the 17-year-old was so busy with her first ever board lesson that after her Sunday soundbite from The Bible (the classic 'do unto others'), she didn't get time to update her account with a sentence sloshing with 's' noises.

Courtney, who is married to X Files 'creep' Doug Hutchison, 51, managed to get a line of torrid prose rattled on Saturday, however, as she enjoyed the beach in a more leisurely fashion.  

 

She wrote: 'Spending this sweet Saturday morning sunbathing topless on the beach... that sexy sand gets everywhere!'

Courtney seemed to have dealt with the issue by the time she got around to her lesson the next day, happily enough.

She'd also covered up, slightly it has to be said, in a tiny bikini emblazoned with the Stars and Stripes. 

Very patriotic of her, we're sure you'll agree.

Raquel Welch: 'I never wanted to wear fur bikini in One Million Years BC'

Raquel Welch in bikini 

Raquel Welch, the 1960s screen siren, has accused modern culture of being obsessed with sex and declared that she is happy to be an "old fogie".

Miss Welch, 71, also revealed that she never wanted to wear a fur bikini in what became an iconic image from the film "One Million Years BC."

The actress told Men's Health magazine: "I think we've gotten to the point in our culture where we're all sex addicts, literally. We have equated happiness in life with as many orgasms as you can possibly pack in.

"I don't care if I'm being one of those old fogies who says 'Back in my day we didn't have to hear about sex all the time.' They're ruining us with all the explanations and graphicness."

The star, who has been married four times, added: "It's dehumanising. I think this era of porn is at least partially responsible for it. Where is the anticipation and the personalisation? It's all prefab now. You have these images coming at you unannounced and unsolicited. It just gets to be so plastic and phoney to me."

Miss Welch said films and music had become so sexually graphic that an artist like Adele seemed "revolutionary because she's not out there in a g-string."

The actress said she thought "One Million Years BC," which was released in 1966, would be "swept under the carpet" and nobody would ever see it.

She said: "I even complained to the studio. I was like 'Please, please don't make me do the dinosaur movie.' They were like 'No, Raquel, you don't understand. It's a classic. It'll live on forever.' Turns out they were right."

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Jennifer Lopez Bikinis in Brazil With Casper Smart

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Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart hang out with friends while on vacation in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil on February 20, 2012

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Kelly Bensimon Flaunts Bikini Body in South Beach

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Jennifer Nicole Lee packs some Miami heat in a miniscule bikini which shows off her VERY curvy figure

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With her minuscule gold bikini and enviably curvy figure, Jennifer Nicole Lee cut a striking figure poolside in Miami earlier today.

The 36-year-old fitness expert and trainer's two piece certainly showed off her assets to the maximum as she soaked up the Florida sun. 

Jennifer teamed the tiny triangle bikini with gold necklaces and oversize earrings along with a gold watch.

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Ex-Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James gives new boytoy a tryout

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 Former Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James, a stripper and porn star who said she was impregnated twice by the then-married Jupiter Island golfer, re-entered relative anonymity since the Woods scandal faded away into cultural history.

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But with the Honda Classic golf tournament in Palm Beach Gardens over the weekend, James popped up an hour south, in Miami Beach, and showed beyond a reasonable doubt that, when it comes to dudes, she moved on.

James gave new boytoy Duan King, a tatted out wannabe model who moved to SoFla from Los Angeles, a tryout run — and Page2Live’s shutterbug caught it all.

40+ Kelly Hu Hottest Photos & Images

Where you’ve seen her:

On the small screen in Sunset Beach, Nash Bridges, and Martial Law, and heating up the big screen in the movies Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan, The Doors, SurfNinjas, No Way Back, The Scorpion King, Cradle 2 the Grave, X2: X-Men United, and Underclassman. Keep an eye out for her in The Shanghai Kid.

Thigh master:

“You know, it's not easy to become a WWF wrestler! They have to come up with all thosecreative names and death moves…I'd go for something Asian, probably—the Dragon Lady or the Fire Woman. And a death move? Oh, come on—it'd have to be strangling someone between my thighs.”

Hu done it:

“I've managed to keep my clothes on for everything I've done so far.”

Booty-licious:

“Growing up in Hawaii, it was too hot for boots. But Charlie's Angels wore them, so I was fascinated. My first were from Sears. I wore them every day to school. Now I have 40 pairs.”